Want to hear three dudes talk about the Oscars? Neither did we. That's why this week, we enlist the help of Randolph's lovely wife Amy to give us a female perspective on the Academy Awards. For the first time ever, it's Three Guys and a Lady. After Amy gets sick of us and leaves, we move on to discuss California's gay-hating, gay bar loving, gay state senator - Roy Ashburn. He's really gay. And, if you've ever wondered what Otis Mathis, the borderline illiterate head of Detroit's school board might sound like, you're about to find out. Finally, we ponder the question: If a white sorority wins a step show, should they step off?