Hey, people. It's time to settle in for another episode of your favorite unknown podcast. This one starts where they all seem to be leaving off lately: bad parents. We follow up on the story of the guy who threw his kid off a boat, you know, for the horseplay. And we'll hear about a mother who not only set up a fight between her daughter and another kid, but decided to jump in for the hell of it. From there, we'll check in with Pat Robertson's views on the sanctity of marriage. Evidently, it only applies if neither one of you has Alzheimers. And we'll listen to a politician's rationale on how gay people are worse than terrorists. Ready, Aim, Fire Island! Finally, we finish this one off with a guy who finished off too many White Castle burgers. Now he can't even fit in their chairs.