Welcome back to the show, people. This time out, we attempt to make sense of Bristol Palin's advice to Barack Obama on how to interact with his family. After all, she's the expert. After that, it's time to listen to Geraldo Rivera's harrowing tale of being the victim of a sex crime or something. It was probably that hoodie he was wearing. We also take a few minutes to listen to our new favorite crazy preacher, Jesse Lee Peterson. He has something to say about women's suffrage. Like to hear it, here it go! And we close with a question that keeps everyone up at night: if you're having sex with a 70-year-old woman and she dies in bed, what do you do?