It's Monday, and you know what that means. In this episode, we discuss how we spent our July 4th. Then, we try to figure out what was so wrong with Chris Rock's July 4th tweet. After that, it's a story of a lifeguard who got in trouble for trying to save a life. Then, we hear from everybody's favorite dumbass congressman, Joe Walsh, on what it means to be a hero. And we finish things off with a story about why you should never bring your mother to a robbery. Enjoy the show!