Thanks for tuning back in, folks. Are you telling your friends? In this episode, it's the return of our classic segment, Real Talk With Randolph. And that's real. It's also one of the most ridiculous advice column articles we've ever seen. After that, we try to figure out how difficult it would be to find your stolen penis in China. We also look at a charming video of a cute little six-year-old who just happens to hate Obama. And we close with an article about a grown woman who might lose her job for an anti-Obama tweet.