Welcome back, folks. We hope you like this episode, and we hope you want it, too. In this podcast, we discuss the legitimacy of legitimate rape before moving on to some more legitimate topics. For example, should the TSA search your granny spread eagle style? Also, is Mitt Romney a birther or does he just love getting laughs? We also discuss a dead guy who's trying to turn his son straight from beyond the grave, and a high school basketball player who's about to have some trouble breaking the trap. And we close with Mr. Marcus' cautionary tale of not being safe while getting tail.