Three Guys On

Episode 267 - This Is How White Guys Hear Women

threeguyson — Thu, 16 May 2013 08:04:11 +0000

Here we are again, folks. In this episode, we discuss a bloggy blog written by a bloggy blogger who posted an open letter to white male comedians about rape jokes and rape culture, etc. We try to make sense of it all. After getting exhausted by all that, we discuss the head of a sexual assault program who got arrested. Guess what for. And we close out with an update on a different bloggy blogger who tried to weight shame a cheerleader.

Episode 266 - Dead Giveaway

threeguyson — Mon, 13 May 2013 03:37:22 +0000

In this episode, we talk about what everyone is talking about: the Cleveland kidnapping case. We break down the play by play and the fallout, including the viral interview of Charles Ramsey. Or Charley-Ram for short. We also try to figure out how we would have handled things if we were in the same situation. Oh, and psychics are morons. Enjoy the show!

Episode 265 - He’s Got Prison Muscles

threeguyson — Thu, 09 May 2013 07:12:03 +0000

In this episode, we spend a few minutes getting to know the world’s dumbest carnival game player. He thought he actually had a chance. After that, it’s the story of a family who gave a real gun to a real five-year-old who then shot a real bullet at his real sister. From there, it’s on to a star athlete who’s trying to pick up the pieces after being falsely accused of sexual assault. and we close out with some talk of a racist Mountain Dew commercial.

Episode 264 - Do You Know Who I Am?

threeguyson — Mon, 06 May 2013 11:03:17 +0000

In this episode, we hash out the recent news of NBA player Jason Collins coming out of the closet, including Chris Broussard’s response. We also take a look at the recently released footage of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest. After that, it’s on to a rapper who got blown on stage and didn’t even miss a beat. And we close out with a group of high school students who decided to start a twerk team, and a blogger who tried to weight-shame a cheerleader.

Episode 263 - Y’all Gonna Bring The Bitches By?

threeguyson — Thu, 02 May 2013 07:43:14 +0000

Remember that sorority email from last week? Well in this episode, we give you guys the latest update. We also discuss Paul Mooney’s recent inflammatory remarks that seem to have pissed off one whole person on Twitter. A sordid jailhouse soap opera is detailed. And we close out with a woman who really wants you to practice abstinence, and a woman with the world’s strongest vagina.

Episode 262 - Hey, That’s My Bit!

threeguyson — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:49:55 +0000

In this episode, we welcome a special guest, the hilarious KT Tatara, who sits in for the whole show. We start things off trying to figure out how to determine if something is gay or just homo-erotic. After that, it’s on to some comedy talk as we get into the story of an America’s Got Talent contestant who allegedly stole a joke from the show’s warm-up comic and did it in his audition. Stolen material? Coincidence? We try to decide.

Episode 261 - This Is The Remix

threeguyson — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:53:04 +0000

In this episode, we talk about the predictable reactions to Jamie Foxx’s recent “controversial” t-shirt choice. We then turn our attention to a couple people who were forced to take off their hoodies before boarding a plane. And did you know some places still have segregated proms? Black proms and white proms are different. We close out discussing a new movement to raise children without diapers, and the world’s greatest rage-filled sorority email.

Episode 260 - Don’t Joke About That

threeguyson — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:02:41 +0000

This podcast, like everything else you’ve heard in the last few days, is dominated by talk of the Boston Marathon bombings. Not just the bombings, though, but also the reactions of people in the comedy community. Did you know there are some things you just shouldn’t joke about? Some things are just too offensive. And you wouldn’t want to piss off your Facebook friends, would you? We also take a short tangent and watch the fertilizer plant explosion in Texas.

Episode 259 - He Should Get A Black Pass

threeguyson — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 07:01:45 +0000

In this episode, we discuss the merits of Puffy’s son’s scholarship. Then, we try to figure out whether a black woman’s marriage to her white husband can be salvaged. Also, did you know A$AP Rocky gives makeup tips? We’ll share some with you. We also listen to the latest wrinkle in New Orleans bounce music before closing things out with a story involving a man, some porn, and a swamp eel.

Episode 258 - Apple Juice & Hennessy

threeguyson — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 06:55:29 +0000

And we’re back. In this episode, we let you know what happened to last Thursday’s lost episode. After that, we revisit the Accidental Racist song and all of the recent backlash. Speaking of bad songs, have you heard the latest from Ray J? Well, you’re about to. Then, we check out a couple stories with some disgusting recipes and eating habits. And we finish with something everyone can get behind: Topless girls who love to read in public. Enjoy the show!

FLASHBACK - The Dave Attell Interview

threeguyson — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 06:25:47 +0000

Technical difficulties, so no new podcast today. Sorry everybody. We’ll be back on schedule next Monday. In the meantime, we decided to post a flashback to the interview we did with the great Dave Attell a few months ago. Check it out, and tune back in Monday for an all new episode.

Episode 256 - He’s Just A White Man

threeguyson — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 05:16:07 +0000

In this episode, we try to figure out if President Obama is a misogynist because he called a lady good-looking. We also talk about Magic Johnson’s gay son, some gay NFL players, and Jeremy Irons’ strange take on gay marriage. After that, we move on to discuss the recent controversy with Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice. And we close out with a great new song about tolerance and understanding from Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

Episode 255 - Take Us Home Tonight

threeguyson — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 05:00:57 +0000

Hey, did you know we’re comedians? Well, we are. And sometimes we like to talk about comedy. This episode features a lot of comedy talk. We start by analyzing the horrific set delivered by twitter star Rob Delaney on Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks ago. Can you call it a comedy set when there aren’t any jokes? After that, we segue into the good, the bad, and the ugly of doing comedy. We close things out trying to determine whether a couple advice columns are actually giving the right advice.

Episode 254 - Do You Feel It, Neighbor?

threeguyson — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:09:26 +0000

In this episode, we touch on the latest gay marriage debate for a few minutes. After that, you’ll hear Tim and Randolph’s harrowing experience dealing with an oblivious drunk at a bar last weekend. Then, we get into some race stuff. Would Marshall Henderson be as celebrated if he wasn’t white? We also try to figure out why it’s harder for black people to find jobs sometimes. And we close things out with a great story of redemption involving a face, a sharpie, a dick picture, and some fisticuffs.

Episode 253 - Gold All In This Podcast

threeguyson — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 06:23:04 +0000

Ever wondered what Randolph’s workout playlist is? Well, you’re about to find out. Also, we discuss whether it’s okay to cheat if your wife gets fat. And if not, when is it okay to cheat? Then, we get into the story of a woman who might be the worst mother of all time, at least if you’re her diabetic kid. And we close things out with the tragic story of a man who was born without a penis. But on the bright side, he has some extra skin on his arm that might come in handy.

Episode 252 - Sitting Around The Campfire

threeguyson — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 06:28:08 +0000

In this episode, we talk a little bit about the local comedy scene and some possible open-mic drama. After that, we try to figure out what CNN was thinking with their Stuebenville rape verdict coverage. And did you know making a ‘dongle’ joke can get you fired from your job? It can if it’s overheard by one particular woman. And we close out with some Mommy Bloggers taking a cynical stance on a cynical marketing scheme from Hot Wheels.

Episode 251 - Enzymes In The Bloodflow

threeguyson — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 04:58:09 +0000

Guess what? In this episode, we talk about porn. Why don’t some white porn stars do black guys? Does somebody have to organize a march? We also take a look at some worldwide porn search results to see what’s getting people off around the globe. After that, we listen to a man’s well-reasoned argument on why gay people shouldn’t be allowed to marry. And we close out with an equally well-reasoned argument on why contraceptives have ruined society.

Episode 250 - Afro To Shag

threeguyson — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 05:07:34 +0000

Fear not, podcast fans, Randolph has returned. In this episode, Randolph recounts what he did last week on his trip to New Orleans. And we go ever further back to hear about the time he let his soul glo with a jheri curl. We also check out a few highlights from last week’s CPAC conference/debacle, and try to figure out why people freak out so much when they hear a little Spanish on their TV’s. And we close out with a kid who had the unhappiest meal ever at a McDonald’s.

Episode 249 - Wait ‘Til Jesus Comes

threeguyson — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 07:46:12 +0000

Once again, we’re joined by Courtney Fearrington and Mike James today, as Randolph is out of town. Did you know Courtney and Mike used to have their own podcast? It was called Perpetuated Calamity or something like that. In this episode, we discuss Courtney’s decision to move to NYC. After that, we watch an old lady get thrown from a train. Then, it’s on to the Richard Sherman vs. Skip Bayless debate. Who do you think won? And we finish things off with a sex doll that’s having its virginity auctioned off.

Episode 248 - Number Eight Is A Pimp

threeguyson — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 05:33:59 +0000

This week, Randolph is out of town, so we’re joined by podcast regulars Courtney Fearrington and Mike James. In this episode, we discuss Courtney’s dealings with an annoying concertgoer at a recent Erykah Badu show. After that, we try to figure out whether a man’s preference in breast size makes him a sexist. And we close things out with an article detailing the 15 men you shouldn’t date. Strangely, the man who wrote the article is not on the list.