• January 2nd, 2012
Hey everybody, Happy New Year and all that other stuff. We're back at full strength after taking last week off for Christmas. In this episode, we hear Tim recount his harrowing tale of trying to line up for a pair of Jordans while on vacation in Texas. The shoes may be limited, but people's desire to get them is not. From there, it's on to a video of a man who was so mad at his girlfriend, he tried to run her over in his truck. He missed, but wound up taking out an entire store instead. We also touch on the death of rapper Slim Dunkin. He was reportedly killed over a piece of candy. In other words, you could call it a death by chocolate. Enjoy the show!
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• December 22nd, 2011
With Tim still out, Courtney Fearrington sits in once again today. If that's not enough, Courtney's wife Erika chimes in with some input of her own. This podcast starts with us reading an article from our favorite woman-centric website, Jezebel.com. Jezebel asks the hard hitting questions, like "Can you tell the difference between a rapist and a men's magazine?" We try our best. From there, it's on to some back and forth about how to properly read a woman's sexual cues. After that, we get into a horrific story about a man who died getting a penis injection, and an interesting story on Great Britain's Muff March. And we finish things off with a probing look into Vocal Fry - the fad that's causing grown women to sound like frogs.
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• December 19th, 2011
And here we are again, folks! We once were lost, but now we're found. This week, Tim is off doing a comedy show, so we had the one and only Courtney Fearrington sit in. If you don't know who Courtney is, he's a funny comedian, and also the podcast's resident fact checker. In this episode, we discuss the idiocy of Chicago Bears wide receiver Sam Hurd, who prefers scoring drugs to scoring touchdowns. We also discuss a white Forbes columnist who penned an article called "If I Were a Poor Black Kid." And we finish things off with a woman who spent six hours at Walmart whipping up some home-cooked meth while other people shopped.
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• December 12th, 2011
Hey everybody. So, we know what you're thinking. "If this is Episode 127, where's Episode 126?" Well, sometimes, computers don't work the way you want them to. So, Episode 126 has now officially become our lost episode. But the good news is, we always record two episodes at once. So today, we're putting up the episode that was meant for Thursday. And on Thursday, well, we don't know, yet. Check back to see if we have anything. Anyway, in this episode, we contrast hard Common with soft Common. By the way, did you know he's trying to raise a daughter? Also in this episode, two stories of elementary school kids being accused of sexual harassment. And we finish off by looking at un-photoshopped pictures of women's stomachs, and judging them. Enjoy!
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• December 8th, 2011
Hey, you know what we like? Music. You know what this podcast is full of? Music. From good music, to bad music, to bad music that is kind of good, to good music that makes you want to do bad things, we cover a little bit of everything this time out. It's not quite a Youtube journey - more like a Youtube derailment, but it's entertaining just the same. Notable selections on this podcast's playlist: Otis Redding, Soul II Soul, Plies, and Buddy Guy. Oh, and somewhere in there, we get into a conversation about an article telling men how to charm a woman.
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• December 5th, 2011
Here we are again, back from an eventful weekend. In this episode, we recap Andy's last-minute gig opening for the great Marc Maron at the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse. Jokes were told. Baked good were eaten. From there, we'll analyze the problems of Cornbread Cain and his fledgling campaign. And speaking of recaps, we revisit the story from a few weeks ago about a former convict turned McDonald's worker who put the smack down on some unruly customers. Staying on the theme of fights, we take a look at some video of kids fighting in school, and some old men fighting in Canada. Enjoy the show!
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• December 1st, 2011
Remember on Monday's episode when we were a little sleepy? Well, what do you think happens when you record a second episode back to back? This podcast starts with a trip down memory lane. We listen to some old TV show theme songs, and try to figure out how Andy never watched any of them. From there, it's a quick trip into the mind of Newt Gingrich, and a detour into two stories about coaches who evidently don't know the best way to motivate their players. And just when you think we're ready to put this show to sleep, we catch our second wind with a story about a toy doll that some mothers think is calling them bitches, which of course, makes them act like bitches.
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• November 28th, 2011
Here we are again, folks. In this episode, we try to stay awake through all the tryptophan induced haze of our post-Thanksgiving hangovers. In other words, we're a little sleepy. But that doesn't stop us from getting into some Thanksgiving talk, including a discussion about dressing vs. stuffing, and which race mac and cheese belongs to. From there, we use Tim's iPhone to get Siri to answer some questions for us, but to no avail. She's a little shy, apparently. After that, we get into all the messes caused by Black Friday. Pepper spray, bullets, screaming hordes of shoppers, dead bodies...you know, the start of the holiday season. Enjoy the show!
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• November 24th, 2011
Hey folks, Happy Thanksgiving. Today's episode is a bit shorter than usual, partly because of time constraints, and partly because today is a holiday. Don't we deserve to take it easy, too? Well, in this episode, we discuss the idiocy of a lady camping out nine days early for a Black Friday sale. We also revisit the Tyler Perry/Kim Kardashian conversation from last week. And finally, just in time for stuff-yourself-full-of-turkey day, it's a story about a woman with a big giant ass - only she got her big ass the hard way...with cement. Enjoy the show!
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• November 21st, 2011
One again it's on! In this episode, we check back in with our Occupy Wall Street correspondent, comedian Ted Alexandro. We find out how Ted has been able to avoid getting arrested, getting tuberculosis, and getting raped. Because obviously, that's what's happening to everybody else down there. We also hear from Ted's brother Rich, as he drops a Three Guys On exclusive rhyme about the protest. Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber. From there, we check the results of our Serena Williams poll from last week, and discuss a man who had a stroke, went into a coma, and woke up gay. We think it was probably a preexisting condition.
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